Agreed.
Well, Abs has seen T+C twice now, and OMG I took notes the second time, so as to make the discussion all the sweeter. So here, for your delights, is the tidy version:
- beginning: feels too choreographed avec la stable hands and, as Eiphel says, looks like the beginning of the BBC.
Cage - why? and also WHY ARE THEY SCREAMING? It's just a man in a cage, so why scream? What's he doing? Um... sitting. PHEAR!
'attatched to my thumb; wee naked child, hill and dale, timorous beastie' - I think this was noted so I could quote to Saint Ben afterwards.
Point of Importance 1: DAVID TENNANT IS A MUCH BETTER DOCTOR WHEN HE'S SPEAKING IN A SCOTTISH ACCENT. Let us see how it goes with a better script. Also, I like him, both as an actor and a doctor, so I guess I'm swimming against the tide.
Wolf - excellently done, considering my knowledge of CGI, but I liked it. ENOUGH OF THE BAD WOLF ALREADY, we get it, yes, let's move on...
Oh, and whilst I loved the actor's portrayal of 'the host', there's a line along the lines of "you burned like the sun but all I need is the moonlight" in which he does an excellent impression of a rabbit that would no doubt have won Oscars, were it not for the fact he's trying to be distinctly lupine. But all werewolves should look like this. Most triumphant.
Point of Importance 2: Doctor's Reaction to Wolf =

! If anyone (and by anyone, I mean all of you) watched Confidential, the bit in which RTD says 'he's different from normal heroes - he travels because he loves it, and here we get to see him seeing something utterly new' made me think a wee bit. Me thinks this Scotch accent is contagious. Och. Anyhow, "that's beautiful"? Well, each to his own, I suppose... CE liked trees; DT likes wolves...
victoria is dc? - no idea what this means, but I expect it was an interesting thought at the time.
MISTLETOE? - well, I liked it. And is this licking going to be a recurring theme - bad sight but good taste? Idea of books as weapons, tres bon, and I agree with Eiphel that the scene in the library was good. Liked 'Chapter Seven; In which The Doctor has an idea.' Mmm, manic...
Nice wrap up. Then written in silly letters: 'sir doctor of TARDIS lolz'. At least, I think that's what it says, I can't read my writing...
And then 'BANISHED?' Anyone else getting another 'trial of a timelord' idea? - 'You were banished from England, now you will be tried' etc... and a cross-over with Torchwood... in which Cpt Jack, as has already been suggested, is torn between loyalties/is prosecutor?
Princess Anne - indeed we'll say no more. But I thought that bit was a little silly.
And then eeek twood, which I presume was mindless squeeing over the ending, and then, in ominous letters: are they going to find out?
Aside from a doodle of a scimtar, mistletoe, Rose's hair (which made me laugh) and in big writing 'TORCHWOOD ZOMG', that's it.
I liked the Tom-and-Lalla thing, meself. But I admit in this one, Rose was being a little 'scream, aaah, oh Doctor, please save me'.
CGI: Tres bon. 5/5
Performance: Aussi, except for Billie. Much better last week, whereas the Doctor was better this week. LET HIM KEEP THE ACCENT.
It's sexy.Script: Much better... but not good. So 3/5.
Idea/Plot: 4/5, coming on for a 5.
Bonus point for the inclusion of a slander at the Royal Family, and another for the accent.
Overall: 3.5/5.
So these are my ramblings. Interpret at your own peril.
Peril, eh? Let me go and handle this peril...
No, it's too perilous!
Can't I just have a little peril?
No!
... bet you're gay.
I AM NOT!